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I'M READY TO BELIEVE YOU
This past week has been very illuminating. I’ve never believed in ghosts, but on multiple occasions I have witnessed paranormal activity. Who am I going to call?
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons...– Cave Johnson
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Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator Theater
The bongo-playing potheads running the Federal Reserve are building a secret army to enforce their plan to operate secret abortion clinics that will only abort straight babies.
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And don't forget, the rich are using this money to... →