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rubycosmos: Okay...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:59:37 -0400

rubycosmos:

Okay One-Eye.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrn.

Drem Zeim Frod, my friends.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:57:54 -0400

Drem Zeim Frod, my friends.

"Gambling, sex, alcohol, drugs, Chinese food—you always give these things a second chance or a..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:09:39 -0400

“Gambling, sex, alcohol, drugs, Chinese food—you always give these things a second chance or a hundredth chance, but something healthy, like kayaking, if you don’t go for it the first time, you never try again.”

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Jonathan Ames (via joberholtzer)

That’s because kayaking isn’t delicious!

ilovecharts: (via juliasegal)

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:56:00 -0400

ilovecharts:

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rubycosmos: disruptedoriginal: macpye: thatpointlessidiot: my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:32:00 -0400

rubycosmos:

disruptedoriginal:

macpye:

thatpointlessidiot:

mysteryegg:

veggiecoldcuts:

the-more-u-know:

The milkshake: This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes. That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies. My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets. There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage. ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless. If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home. You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production. There will be insects. You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process. The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’ The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid. ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT. It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS. It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish. They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers. Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus. Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate. Bacteriophages? They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years. That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk. It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here. Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol. And again, this is bullshit. PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it. It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time. By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’ Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food. This is common in MOST meats in the US. This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use. Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless. ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again. Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats. Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted. Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

TL;DR: just because it’s in a pretty image, doesn’t mean it’s true.

Oh man, I saw the image scrolling down and was like ‘I sure hope there’s someone underneath this saying how bullshit this infographic is’ and there was

Bless you for this info.

Please don’t make me think about how much of my family’s pubes I eat.

I look more like Derp Vader in my DPS get up.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:26:39 -0400

I look more like Derp Vader in my DPS get up.

Hey,… …shut up.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:22:00 -0400

Hey,…

…shut up.

I feel this effectively highlights my sexual prowess.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:14:00 -0400

I feel this effectively highlights my sexual prowess.

MORE PERSONAL INC.

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:02 -0400

I got an even better quarterly review at work than I did the last review. I now solidly “exceed” expectations.

And it’s days like this that I appreciate just how unrelentingly hard I am on myself. Up until today, I thought I was doing a terrible job. And that mindset is pretty par for the course.

Old roommate and I get all kinds of mushy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:00 -0400

I never thought I could have such a profound impact on another person’s life like I have recently. And I find it incredibly ironic that she was coming to me for relationship advice. You know, I guess it’s not so much advice that I gave her than another point of view that she just couldn’t see. But the greatest challenge was to get the 2nd biggest “me” person I’ve ever known (the 1st being my ex) to think in terms of “we” when it comes to a relationship. Ultimately, in the long term, it HAS to be a “we” to be successful. This does not mean you have to cast aside your independent nature, nor does it mean you show weakness in looking to those you love for strength.

No, we’re not dating. She’s crazy about this guy and from what her friends say to her about him, he’s never been happier. And, compared to her track record with men, he’s actually a very awesome guy.

I dunno, she’s one of my closest friends and one of two people I know that I never get tired of talking to. (I’ve learned that introverts don’t necessarily crave loneliness. They expend energy interacting with people. So they are caveats to the rule, I suppose.)

postcardsfromilum: Still not sure what gear Kallaris will wear...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:26:47 -0400

postcardsfromilum:

Still not sure what gear Kallaris will wear long-term, but for now she’s wearing the relaxed uniform top with the red/black dye module Anaria crafted from the Section X reputation vendor.

- K

A reason to get Section X reputation, you say?

As Patrick Henry so famously said:

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:18:11 -0400

shitmystudentswrite:

“Get me library or dead.”

Get me lizardy or get me dead!

inspirationaljapanese: — The Eleventh Doctor, The Name of the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:58:40 -0400

inspirationaljapanese:

— The Eleventh Doctor, The Name of the Doctor

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:49:31 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:57:59 -0400

Some cats cradle bullshit

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:53:55 -0400

Something that stuck with me was when my dad was laid off and he called a family meeting. He was worried he’d not be able to find another job due to his age and that he was “a jack of trades and a master of none”. That always stuck with me because I feel the same. But he’s successful, so I know I can be too.

laughingstation: More FUNNY POST here!

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:08:50 -0400

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 10:46:43 -0400

garfieldminusgarfield: G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:23:47 -0400

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

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Mon, 20 May 2013 09:56:24 -0400